Step right up and buy some crap!
only 99¢
Sorry, we're all out of crap.
Maybe someday I'll have some nice stuff for sale here!
Why? I was inspecting the source code of a Russian webpage. There were obfuscated page links that appeared to be encoded in base64. When I tried to run the base64 through a standard decrypter they failed. What looked like base64 had invalid Cyrillic homoglyphs replacing standard Latin characters. The decrypter here replaces any Cyrillic character with the appropriate Latin character.
base64 cleaned:
keep calm nerd on